Incall Dates

  • Leicester Square: typically Sundays and Mondays except the first week of the month
    • July dates in Leicester Square: Sunday 15th/Monday 16th/Tuesday 17th, Sunday 22nd, Sunday 28th/Sunday 29th/Monday 30th/Tuesday 31st
    • August dates in Leicester Square: Sunday 12th/Monday 13th, Monday 19th/Sunday 20th, Monday 26th/Sunday 27th 
  • Nottingham: 25th & 26th July
  • Brighton: 29th & 30th August - or my smaller functional space by appointment
  • Birmingham: TBC, but most likely 26th & 27th September

London incalls: my incall space in London is just off Leicester Square, and I am typically here on Sundays and Mondays, excepting the first week of the month. My schedule does vary a little month to month - please check the dates above.

Brighton incalls:  I have access to a functional incall space by appointment, and arrange incalls in high quality apartments or hotel rooms once or twice a month. 

Midlands incalls: I normally spend a few days in the Midlands each month, alternating between Nottingham and Birmingham. I can occasionally do outcalls in the Midlands around my incall dates.

Outcalls: I live in Brighton and am available for outcalls in London and Brighton by appointment, subject to a minimum booking length depending on travel time (typically an hour in Brighton or two hours in London). I am happy to meet you at your hotel, dungeon, or home, but visits to private residences will require proof of address such as a utility bill.

I take the first week of each month entirely off. I do not do incalls and am not available for outcalls during this week.



    In London

    • Half hour: £100
    • Hour: £180
    • One and a half hours: £260
    • Two hours: £340
    • ...and £120 for each subsequent hour

    Outside of London

    • Half hour: £80
    • Hour: £150
    • One and a half hours: £220
    • Two hours: £300
    • ...and £100 for each subsequent hour

    Overnights, full days, and other extended appointments are price on application; please think four figures.

    Extra charges

    Receiving certain types of heavy kink incurs a surcharge. This includes but is not limited to: inescapable bondage, caning, facefucking to vomit, and anything that might make me cry.

    Coffee, Dinner, and Social Dates

    I offer short get to know you meets over coffee or a swift pint in London or Brighton for a nominal fee of £50. These typically last 30 or 45 minutes and are particularly useful for those with specialised interests or who are seeking an ongoing arrangement. Other forms of non sexual socialising are price on application, but hover around the £100ph mark.



    If you want to make me feel particularly excited about meeting you, I have an eclectic wishlist located here. I use Pinterest because most of what I lust over isn't on Amazon! I like houseplants, quirky necklaces, high quality sex toys, craft cider, boardgames...as well as your more traditional books, shoes, and lingerie.

    Lingerie, shoes, & other clothing: I typically wear a 36F bra and size 16 dress, but it does vary a little between brands. My measurements are 45-35-48 and I am particularly partial to vintage style dresses, latex, and strappy/sheer/lacy lingerie. Shoe wise, I love sandals and boots but very rarely wear slingbacks or pumps. I'd love more ballet boots and thigh high anything. Recommended brands are here.

    Wine & sweet treats: wine wise I appreciate Riesling, Prosecco, Rioja, Merlot, and Shiraz - or maybe you have something new to introduce me to? Any type of chocolate is wonderful as far as I'm concerned, but I particularly enjoy Hotel Chocolat and Choccywoccydoodah.

    Flowers: flowers die. Please buy me a plant so I can keep it and love it forever. 

    Escrow: if you'd like to treat me from afar, my escrow address is Unit 111 c/o Scena, 12 Imperial Way, Croydon, CR0 4RR.



    The best way to contact me is via email on joannecampbell@protonmail.com, but I can also be reached on my mobile number 07591 537 268. Please feel free to text or WhatsApp; you may also call, but be aware that I am rarely able to pick up my phone. 

    To expedite our communications, please include: your name; a rough idea of which services you're interested in; how long an appointment you were hoping to arrange; two or three dates that work for you; and where you were interested in meeting (both which city you're interested in and if you are seeking an incall or outcall).

    I take the first week of each month entirely off. During this week I do not respond to emails, calls, or texts.